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Monday, June 10, 2013

Guest Post w/ Madeline Sheehan!



Ahhh we've got Madeline back on the blog today. Check out her guest post and leave her some love!

Warning: This is not a story about fate or destiny. This is a story about pain, sorrow, and suffering. This is an impulsive whirlwind romance between two lovers that are not meant to be together. Theirs is not a world with sunshine and roses. Instead, their love blossoms in a secret world full of crime, violence, and death. Their story is about what can be born from nightmares.

Danielle “Danny” West is the daughter of Deuce West, President of the Hell’s Horsemen Motorcycle Club. A sweet and beautiful girl, she loses her way, searching for things that are always out of her reach. Erik “Ripper” Jacobs is the Sergeant of Arms in the Hell’s Horsemen. Once a man who always had a smile on his face, his life takes a turn for the worst when a tragedy befalls him, leaving him scarred and broken. During a midsummer night, Danny and Ripper’s paths cross, forever changing their lives. Hastily, their lust turns to love until another tragedy forces them apart. On a journey that is marred with ugliness and chaos, Danny and Ripper must discover if their unforeseen connection can find the beauty in their world.

This is Danny and Ripper’s story.

Everything has beauty. Even the ugly. Especially the ugly.
Because without ugly, there would be no beauty.

Undeniable    Amazon B&N Goodreads
UnBeautifully Amazon B&N Goodreads


Best uses of the word Fuck


I use the following as a personal guide throughout daily life...


Greetings
"How the fuck are you?"
Fraud
"I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay
"Oh, fuck it."
Trouble
"Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression
"Fuck you!!!"
Disgust
"Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief
"What the fuck....?"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair
"Fucked again."
Good Job
"Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation
"Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence
"He fucks up everything."
Disappointment
"This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence
"He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal
"Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure
"What the fuck is going on?"
Lost
"Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief
"Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation
"Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness
"He's just a fuck-off."
Pain
"Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure
"Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love
"Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship
"Let's fuck now!"
Surprise
"Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration
"Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person
"Dumbfuck!"
Hate
"You Fuck!"
Condemnation
"Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment
"That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand
"A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person
"Fuckstick."
Denial
"I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity
"I know fuck all about it."
Apathy
"Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion
"What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation
"Oh fuck it."
Suspicion
"Who the fuck are you?"
Panic
"Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions
"Fuck off."
Sex
"Let's fuck."
Maternal
"Motherfucker."
Incestuous
"Motherfucker."
Ambiguity
"I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement
"Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority
"Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy
"Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord
"Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache
"Go fuck yourself."
Refusal
"Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off
"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet
"Shut the fuck up."
You're right
"Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation
"He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness
"She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence
"Fuckin' A."
Rage
"Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed
"That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage
"Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance
"Fucked if I know."
Enraged
"I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance
"Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance
"For fuck's sake."
Pissed off
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness
"It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle
"Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure
"It's fucked."
Calling someone
"Oy, fuck face!"
Minors
"Fucklings."
Morons
"Fucktards."
Completely naked
Butthefucknaked
Low intelligence
Fuckwit
A name for the penis
Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you")
Very good
Fan-fucking-tastic
Thanks
"Fuck you very much."
Exhaustion
I'm fucked! Source: Justin Sullivan


Top reasons to love a scarred "bad boy" hero? Hm. Because the relationship is automatically more than just physical.  To love someone who is damaged on the outside means you have to love them on the inside first. That’s love right there and 100% acceptance of their disfigurement. And that…is true beauty.


Favorite Perks for being an Author? Aside from being able to publish my books!  <---- Awesome!  My readers! I enjoy them, interacting with them, discussing my books, getting their opinions, all of it! I LOVE IT. ~Madeline Sheehan


Madeline Sheehan, a Social Distortion enthusiast and devoted fan of body art, has been writing books since she was seven years old. She is the author of The Holy Trinity ebook trilogy and Best Selling Undeniable series. Homegrown in Buffalo, New York, Madeline resides there with her husband and son.


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