It’s been more than twelve years since the alien invasion wiped out much of the human population and forced those who were left into Refugee Communes. As far as Benji Tucker is concerned, a life devoted to bare survival is boring as hell. But when a stupid prank threatens to bring disaster down on the entire commune, the Galactic Enforcers show up and announce Benji is now eligible for adoption—by the invaders!
He wakes in a plain white cell to find three very different monsters determined to make him their pet.
Warning: Adult Readers Only. Contains plenty of hot, non-consensual tentacle action, including but not limited to tentacle spanking, tentacle gagging, and tentacle-sex. Quite separately, it also contains an adorable pink-rainbow-sparkle tentacle monster. Those who dislike adorable pink rainbow sparkles or hot tentacle action should definitely not read this book.
Type: Weird Fuckery
Heat: 2 out of 5? Tentacles do see some action but not all that hot
Rating: 1 out of 5 not so enthusiastic stars
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Yall know I am not one to turn down a spot of weird fuckery so when Sheri over at For the Love of Bookends pointed Pet to the Tentacle Monsters! out to me my immediate response was hell yeah! I am ALL over that! lol Tentacle porn? Why the hell not, right?!
Okay so this one didn't really live up to my weird pervy expectations. *flails with a side of pout* It was well written and edited. I'll give it that. That's a HUGE improvement over most weird fuckery I pick up. And the concept was actually decent. World's been invaded by tentacle monsters and humans are basically prisoners and rated on their worth. They screw up...they get taken away and "adopted" by....something and never to be seen again. *squee* Excitement!
And of course our hero...a young bored teenage boy...totally fucks up and floods his village and is whisked *swoosh* away to what the thinks will be the monsters eating him. ::snort:: Okay not bad!
But alas it was a little anti-climatic. He's left in a room and encounters three very different versions of tentacle monsters that he either plays with, must obey to avoid tentacle whipping--yes I said tentacle whipping bwahaha-- or that go all pervy creeper and basically tentacle rape him and feel him up. So he's a play thing for the "monsters". For weeks.
And that's about it. He goes into a bit of Stockholm Syndrome with them. Wanting to please them and take comfort from them. And then suddenly he's free and they can finally talk to him and explain his punishment and what they really want from him. Eh. Okay. Wasn't too omg this is so so bad it's GOOOD like I usually want with my weird kinkery. A lesson is learned, hope for the future, etc, etc.
Since it didn't really go into monster porn territory I would have liked more on the world and build up. You get more of a set up and understanding of the world from the blurb I think than the book. *shrugs* The monsters I thought were well done and all very unique. The little one he plays with is pretty darn adorable with her flirty pink self. The dark Master commanding and intense--he's the tentacle whipper--and the perv who likes to put his tentacles where they weren't welcomed...well he's a little sadistic for sure. But still it just left me going...eh. And not as thrilled as I usually am with a good kinked out pervy read. And I definitely would not put this one as hot or erotic as the blurb claims. Totally misses the mark on that in my opinion.
Ah well. On to the next weird fuckery and it's hopefully gloriously bad self.
Have any good Monster Porn suggestions for me?
Have you read Ford?
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