I mean, really.
You just do.
Yall, I couldn't resist.
I saw it. And it had to be mine!
And, yes, it is sitting on my bathroom counter. Sometimes a girl needs soap options. Of the owl or cock variety. I do wish it had a suction cup (like this one) to hold it to the counter, though. It's real hard to stroke one handed as is. lol I do have a cock mold now and plan on attempting to make some of these. We'll see how it goes. lol (Amazon)
And that's Q. Quirky, pervy soap.
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