Thursday, June 25, 2015

Ironic by Harper Miller

Fun, sexy, hilarious. Hot damn! I pretty much loved everything about Ironic. The characters, the sex, the humor. The one night stand and some surprises. Harper Miller rocked this short story hard and left me totally smitten.
I'm ready to feast my eyes on 8.5 inches of cut man meat and pray to the dick gods that he's thick. If he's long and thick, jack-motherfucking-pot.
The quick of it is that Mimi finally has some free time after work's kept her crazy busy and she' some needs. A little browsing on a kink meet-up site and she's ready to get those met with one luscious specimen of a man and his very impressive cock.

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but my pussy is kind of fantastic. 
These two were fantastic. Mimi and Aden are both older-- 35 to 42--which, hello, I seriously LOVE. They're hot and adventurous and a spot kinky--though not too much. They know what they want and aren't afraid to take it.
He tears off one of the condoms and tosses the rest onto the chair with his dress pants, tears the foil, and proceeds to roll the condom onto his dick.

I watch, completely dickmatized. 
It was so fun watching them meet and flirt online then meet up for a night of hard and dirty sex. And *noms* All that sex was make-a-girl-fan-herself good. The humor was fantastic and a little cheeky and kept me smiling.

Harper proved older characters can be sexy as all get out and that you can write one hell of a fun read in 50 pages or less. Ironic might have been a quickie but damn it was a satisfying one that left me grinning. 

I’ve got a funny story for you. A funny story I need to get off my chest. I can’t share it with any of my friends so, I’m sharing it on a kinky message board full of strangers. Well, it is the Internet …

Although the Internet provides a sense of anonymity, names have been changed to protect the innocent (and not so innocent). Job related details have been distorted to protect my identity, but despite the ambiguous details, this is a true story. A story very worthy of the acronym FML.

*Disclaimer* This is a short erotic comedy. Not a novelette, novella, or novel but a short story. Content is intended for a mature audience, 18+.

Ironic is the first installment in The Kinky Connect Chronicles. The Kinky Connect Chronicles are short erotic stories all wrapped up in a neat little bow. No cliffhangers in the lot!

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