Friday, October 31, 2014

The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Melick III

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

Type: Bizarro
Heat: I'm not even going there. Naughty bits are touched though.
Rating: 3 out of 5

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So your hoo-ha is haunted. *slow blink* That kitty's done brought the funk. That vajayjay's been good on and vajazzled. *nods* Yes loves. Haunted. Like there's a skeleton up in there haunted. What the devil is a girl to do?!! This is no job for a mere dildo shaped cross to 'cast the spirits out!' The horrors! Nopes...the only logical thing...lube up that boyfriend and send him right on up in there to go spelunking in your snatch. O.o

Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Bucket List (5)--pumpkins, having to touch nature & the cross stitch from hell

A Bucket List with a herding cats twist. lol

Each month I'm going to pick out...something to do or try and then give myself the entire month to make it happen. It's not going to be the typical "bucket list" kinda things but still in that spirit.

They won't all be big things.
Some will be fun, some serious, some easy or a little more complex. 
Things I've wanted to see or do, projects around the house, things on the blog, etc.

Everyone is welcome to join in if they'd like!
Create a blog post or add what you're doing in the comments!
Wells this one got modified a bit but...that's okay. Baby G definitely approved of the change in plans.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Randomly Random-- Halloween Nail Art w/ Julep!

I got an email from Julep this past week about joining in on some Halloween fun and just couldn't resist jumping in and playing. I've been doing the whole nail marbling lately and having a good time with that so figured why the heck not.

They wanted to see some Halloween inspired nail art and I thought about it--candy corn, wee little ghosts, maybe some Frankenstein inspired ones or claws--but when I saw the fun tutorial they included to share with yall and the name of it was "Pick of the Litter" (that's what 5 star reviews are called here}I just had to do this one instead of coming up with my own thing. And cute is this?! I thought it would be pretty hard but you know...not too bad. Especially seeing as how I never do nail art like this. I thought it turned out pretty nicely! There's a tutorial below for anyone who wants to give it a try! If you do nail art for Halloween I'd LOVE to see what you've come up with! Feel free to share those in the comments :)

Made for You (The Best Mistake #2) by Lauren Layne

Will Thatcher is exactly the type of sexy playboy good girls like Brynn have always avoided. And yet there was still something about him she just couldn't resist. When Will moved across the country three years ago, Brynn vowed it was time to put him behind her. She never thought Will might have other plans...

Back in town, Will intends to get what he's always wanted-gorgeous, unforgettable Brynn. For years, he tormented the untouchable ice princess in a desperate bid for her attention. Now he has a new plan, and he'll do anything to rewrite their stormy past. This time, he's out to show Brynn that the imperfect man might be the best mistake of her life...

Type: Contemporary Romance
Heat: 3 out of 5
Rating: 4 out of 5

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Oh my. There's enemies to lovers romances and then..,there's Brynn and Will. *sucks in a breath* Sweet Mary. These two childhood nemesis took it to a level all their own as Will comes back into Brynn's life--he's her sister's best friend--after being away for few years and the two, well, they pick up right where they left off...battling each other, snarking and throwing barbs with a passion. And thank god! Because watching these two fall for each other and those passions flare was such a treat!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Happiness Challenge--Day 24 & 25--squeals, rare herd babe sightings & calling out some seriously kinky gals (the kinkery)

day 24
  1. My Honda. It was my first ever car and after a lengthy stay at the dealership the last couple months she's home in the driveway and ready to keep plugging on. I kinda love that I still have her even if she isn't the fanciest of girls anymore. We've been through a hell of a lot together.
  2. being able to stay home with the herd every day. I think they like that one too.
  3. the ability to share what I think via the blog. Serious or silly or quirky. It's nice having an outlet for it all and to hear that people enjoy spending time here. It always makes me snort when I get certain comments about the funnies here because really I so don't think I'm funny but hey I'll take it! 

Guest Post w/ Anne Barton-- Lady Olivia's 5 Tips for Snagging Your Man!

Hey guys! Anne Barton is joining us today! Woots! I just love her books. She made my Must Reads: Historical Romance list earlier this year and just has the prettiest books. Anywho. She's here today with some man snagging tips from her latest heroine. Yall give her a nice welcome and be sure to leave her any questions or comments you've got!  ~Anna
Lady Olivia Sherbourne isn't shy about speaking her mind, except when it comes to James Averill. For ten long years he has been her brother's best friend and her heart's only desire. But when Olivia hears James will soon set sail for an expedition to Egypt, she knows the time has come to make her move. It's now or never . . .

James has always found Olivia bewitchingly attractive, but what kind of gentleman takes up with his best friend's sister? Not that he's thinking particularly gentlemanly thoughts when she appears on his exploratory trip-three hundred miles from home!-and incites a tavern fight. No matter what the devil she's doing there, it's his duty to see her safely back to her family. But how safe will she be when every starlit night brings wicked temptation . . . ?

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Lady Olivia’s 5 Tips for Snagging Your Man

1.  Start a tavern brawl. This one’s risky, but it does give your guy the chance to flex some muscle, defend your honor, and prove he’s hero material. Be sure to tend to his wounds afterward. You’re probably going to need to peek beneath his shirt for bruises…

Book Deals! Freebies, 99cent sales & New Releases!

Mornin! Book goodies below :) Yall picking any of them up?
Have you read some of them already?

Monday, October 27, 2014

Review/Quote-tastic: Star Wars: The Empire Sucks C-- Not Until You by Roni Loren

Join us every Monday and share a favorite quote that's grabbed ya for one reason or another. 

Everyone's welcome to join in. Authors, bloggers, readers. The more the merrier! Just grab the button and toss up your post :) 

No blog? No worries, just leave your favorites in the comment section.
I'm continuing my Roni Loren binge reading and omg loving them! This one was put out in serial form but is being released Nov 4th as a print book w/ a bonus new novella. These guys were so damn fun. This is their not first meet since they've all been neighbors but it's the first meet that kicks off the book and romance. Pike and Foster are best friends/roommates and Cela--the heroine has just graduated from vet school. I totally snorted over these pervy boys....

Happiness Challenge--Day 22-- blackberry sage tea, glass balls...everywhere & calling out the Social Bloggers

  1. Feeling safe.
  2. Funky collectibles. I've got a ceiling covered in glass balls, elephants in every room, bottles from around the world  and some crazy funky are. Loves them all. 
  3. my favorite tea...blackberry sage--and having an entirely new container of it. Yums on a cold night. 

Get Wicked w/ Entangled Blog Hop!! (Oct 27-28th)

Hmmmm getting Wicked! Gah we do love doing that here :)

So a little Wicked then a little Treat. Or maybe they're one in the same?! Hmms.

A wicked treat?

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Tasty Delights--Flourless Chocolate Torte + review Let UsAll Eat Cake

A delightful collection of gluten-free takes on your favorite cake recipes, from everyday coffee cakes, layered cakes, and cupcakes to show-stopping special occasion masterpieces.

Celebrate your favorite holidays and special occasions from birthdays to bake sales, Halloween to Christmas—and even the everyday—with delectable gluten-free cakes. In this delightful collection, Catherine Ruehle, a pastry chef and cake artist turned wellness foods chef, shares sixty classic cake recipes that are every bit as indulgent as the gluten-heavy ones we adore, but gluten-free, all-natural, and with alternatives given for vegan, dairy-free, and nut-free renditions. A few of the luscious cakes that await: Pink Velvet Strawberry Cake made electrifyingly pink with strawberries instead of food dye, Peanut Butter and Jelly Cupcakes that children of all ages will be thrilled to find in their lunchboxes, and a dramatic White and Dark Chocolate Checkerboard Cake that’s a cinch to prepare in advance. With positivity and careful guidance, Ruehle provides basic and advanced decorating, piping, and plating techniques that will take your cakes from pretty to breathtaking. So go ahead: lick the frosting off the beaters, cut yourself a nice big slice, and let us all eat cake!

Type: Cookbook
Difficulty: moderate to difficult (dedication required)
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
Value: Overall--Okay. If gluten free--Excellent

One of the ladies in my book club is "gluten free" and when I saw Let Us Eat Cake I just had to get it since it's a baking book of only gluten-free recipes. Cakes, pies, torts, etc all created by a pastry chef that for medical reasons had to go gluten/dairy free and wanted to still bake and provide help for others in need of tasty treats that took into consideration gluten free living.

And it's a gorgeous cookbook. It's not for your every day baker though. These recipes take some serious commitment--from hunting down ingredients to prep. But if you're gluten free or want to bake something for friends/family that can't have gluten it might be worth the pick up.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Happiness Challenge--Day 21--swearing like a sailor, awesome grocery stores & calling out Braine (Talk Supe)

Whew boy these are getting harder and harder now that it's up in the 60s. lol I keep almost repeating myself.
  1. dirty words. But...yall know that I'm sure. lol
  2. having been able to travel quite a bit in my life and visit amazing places with amazing people.
  3. being able to smell my favorite smells...rain storms, fresh cut grass, chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon, puppy breath and coffee to name a few

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