Thursday, November 7, 2013

Cum for Bigfoot (Cum for Bigfoot #1) by Virginia Wade

If you go into the woods today…

On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them.

This story contains oral sex, fingering, forced consent, penetration with a large object, and ménage à trois. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+ (uh yeah don't think so, they wouldn't need a parent chaperon to go on a trip if they were 18+ *rolls eyes*)

Type: Paranormal, novella
Heat: 3 out of 5 hairy bastards
Rating: 1.5 out of 5

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*Pinches bridge of nose* Damn me and my pervy fucking ass. I just. Wave a bit of weird fuckery in my face and I just. I can't say no. And damn it all but I seriously need some brain bleach after Cum for Bigfoot. Yes. Cum. For. Bigfoot. Because dino porn and haunted vaginas weren't enough for me... bigfoot porn.

Soooo, lets have a little break down shall we?
  • We've got a group of teens going into the woods
  • One of their pervy parents chaperoning who, um, fucks one of the underage girls the first night
  • While saying shit like "That's it. Thatta girl. Take daddy's cock, you nasty girl." 
*slow blink*
  • Big.Fucking.Foot
  • And his monster cock--that's squishy (yet firm) with a tennis ball like head *squicked out flail* kidnapping the teenage girls with the help of his freaky ass mom 
  • Forced sex with said monster cock that turns into the "Ooohh...ooohhh...yes..." variety. 
  • And yeah. They actually Oohhh Ooohh 
  • Cum. Lots of cum. Rivers of cum. Squirting on tits, on eyelashes, in hair, up hoohas and sliding down legs.
  • Yes, the word oozed was used.
  • So were meat (as in... man meat), portal, snatch and tool--perfect fodder for my kitties and cocks post *fist pump*
The scene in the living room was surreal. Two woman were fucking the legend, the beast that was Bigfoot. This big, burly hunk of prehistoric creation was nothing more than a horny man with an enormous cock...It didn't surprise me that no one knew about his penchant for pussy.
  • A three mouthed blow job
  • And a daring nekkid escape after a sexed up bigfoot falls into a sex coma after said three mouthed bow job
  • Running. Girly flailing running. 
  • And *throws self down* a cliffhanger when ack! more bigfoots arrive to help Leonard (yeah that's the original BF's name Oooohhh Leonard! Ooohhh) divide and concur. Each hauling a flailing chick away to start breeding the next generation of bigfoots.
And *hangs head in pervy reader girl shame* fuck me but I want to know what happens next. I know! What the hell. I don't even know. I'm just gonna go over and sit in the corner and rock myself for a while. It's free if you want to meet Leonard and his arm sized cock. The next 14 'books' in the series however are not. Yeeaaaaah. 15 books, people, 15.

Sooo, anyone else read monster porn?

Oh and this is now called Moan for Bigfoot on Amazon and such since Cum for Bigfoot is "offensive".
*hangs head*

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