Friday, December 12, 2014

#AFTH2014 w/ Cynthia Sax-- oh we're telling some seriously bad holiday jokes...+ giveaway

Sooooo. Today Cynthia Sax is bringing some of her silly to the group. If yall don't follow her on FB you so should. She's a hoot! She also writes some WAY steamy romances that are a lot of fun. :D Yall check out her ::snort::-worthy puns and leave her some of your own down in the comments!  ~Anna

I’m PUNtastic. I love terrible puns and reading buddies know this. They send me new puns every day. So I thought we’d have some fun here on herding cats & burning soup (hugs Anna) and share some of our best or worst winter/holiday themed puns or jokes!

Here are some of mine...
  • Why did Frosty walk to the middle of the lake?
          Because snow man's an island!
  • What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
          The Elfabet.
  • What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
          Sandy Claws.
  • What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
          Holly Davidson. (get your mind out of the gutter – grins)
  • Why was Santa's helper depressed?
          He had low elf esteem.
  • What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? 
          I have no eye deer. 
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? 
          "You hang around while I go on ahead." 
  • Where does a snowman keep his money? 
          In a snow bank. 
  • What do you call a slow skier?
          A slopepoke!
  • What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
          Santa walking backwards!
  • How did the Snowman get to work? 
          By icicle.
I know you can do better than this. Share your best or worst seasonal jokes with me. (Please keep it PG and be sensitive to all beliefs.)

Belinda "Bee" Carter is a good girl; at least, that's what she tells herself. And a good girl deserves a nice guy—just like the gorgeous and moody billionaire Nicolas Rainer. He is everything she wants in a man.

Or so she thinks, until she takes a look through her telescope and sees a naked, tattooed man on the balcony across the courtyard. Hawke is mysterious, the bad boy she knows will bring only heartbreak. He has been watching her, and that makes him all the more enticing.

But when a mysterious and anonymous text message dares her to do something bad, she must decide if she is really the good girl she has always claimed to be, or if she's willing to risk everything for her secret fantasy of being watched.

Is her mystery man the reclusive billionaire with a wild side or the darkly dangerous bad boy?

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Cynthia Sax lives in a world filled with magic and romance. Although her heroes may not always say, “I love you,” they will do anything for the women they adore. They live passionately. They play hard. They love the same women forever.

Cynthia has loved the same wonderful man forever. Her supportive hubby offers himself up to the joys and pains of research, while they travel the world together, meeting fascinating people and finding inspiration in exotic places such as Istanbul, Bali, and Chicago.

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*Cynthia writes erotic romances that are SO not PG just so's you know before you sign up. lol
Soooos! We have a huge grand prize drawing going on during AFTH2014!
Just leave Cynthia a comment with your best joke/pun then jump over to THIS page to enter the Giveaway Widget! She's got a handful of her books in there for yall. Woots!

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