I’m PUNtastic. I love terrible puns and reading buddies know this. They send me new puns every day. So I thought we’d have some fun here on herding cats & burning soup (hugs Anna) and share some of our best or worst winter/holiday themed puns or jokes!
Here are some of mine...
- Why did Frosty walk to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!
- What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
The Elfabet.
- What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
Holly Davidson. (get your mind out of the gutter – grins)
- Why was Santa's helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem.
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
- What did the hat say to the scarf?
"You hang around while I go on ahead."
- Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
A slopepoke!
- What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
- How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.I know you can do better than this. Share your best or worst seasonal jokes with me. (Please keep it PG and be sensitive to all beliefs.)
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Cynthia Sax lives in a world filled with magic and romance. Although her heroes may not always say, “I love you,” they will do anything for the women they adore. They live passionately. They play hard. They love the same women forever.
Cynthia has loved the same wonderful man forever. Her supportive hubby offers himself up to the joys and pains of research, while they travel the world together, meeting fascinating people and finding inspiration in exotic places such as Istanbul, Bali, and Chicago.
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Cynthia has loved the same wonderful man forever. Her supportive hubby offers himself up to the joys and pains of research, while they travel the world together, meeting fascinating people and finding inspiration in exotic places such as Istanbul, Bali, and Chicago.
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