Meme-ing It Up-- Top Ten Books I Wish Had More Pierced Cocks

Ha!

Yes! I'm going naughty on this Top Ten Tuesday. I love me some pierced cock, yall. I even have a Goodreads List for pierced peckers. Seriously nothing will get me to one-click faster. lol So without further ado... 

Top Ten Books I Wish Had More Pierced Cock In Them?

So here are 10 I *really* REALLY wish had had some decorated man-bits...

ROARKE!!! omg with his sexy Irish lilt, dark good looks and playing fast and loose with the law. Yes. Please! I think he would do so many wicked things with one. I really do. Amazon | Goodreads | Review

   

Every hero Roni Loren ever wrote. lol Biggest complaint for this series. Not nearly enough fancified wangs. Amazon | Goodreads | Reviews

 

Ranger. He just HAS to have one! Ranger is my first book boyfriend. Babe! Amazon | Goodreads

or Diesel. I'd take him, too. He just has the wickedly charming grin and already has some magical powers. A magic cock should follow. *nods* Amazon | Goodreads | Review/Diesel 

  

Graham (though, I'd take any of Ashley's men) He's so alpha and growly and lickable. He totally needs a piercing or two. Jacob's ladder, maybe? And, yes, I know the whole shifter thing would pose a problem but we could find a way. We. Could. Find. A. Way.  Amazon | Goodreads | Reviews

Doulie!!! Yes! Patrick needed some cock bling. Though, I know he doesn't like to be touched but still. Really it should be a must for hockey players.  Amazon | Goodreads | Reviews

 

Jonah. This was such a darkly delicious series and man alive some below the belt decorations woulda made me even more giddy. Amazon | Goodreads | Review

 

He's so dirty already but please please couldn't Zach have a little extra down under? Amazon | Goodreads | Review

Fighter Pilot Noah Miller. Lordy be. That cocky attitude plus a pierced pecker. Yeah. Yeah. It would be over for me. lol Amazon | Goodreads | Review

Jackson Pinter! Historical johnson for the win! Extra hardware? Yeah, I'd be all over that! He was just so proper and then no so proper and then hidden proper. Amazon | Goodreads | Review

  

Any of the Everything I Left Unsaid men. Please and thanks! They're all so edgy and have that bad boy edge. *sigh* Amazon | Goodreads | Reviews

  

Hugh. Well, really any of the Maiden Lane heroes. They're unconventional, dark and mysterious and dang it no pierced cocks in the lot (I don't believe, I still have a couple to read). Amazon | Goodreads | Reviews

Okay so that's who I'd LIKE to see with a bit more flash and sparkle. Authorly ladies-- step up your cock game. Step up your cock game.

Now. Which books with pierced peckers do you know about? Tell me your favorites!

Lemmon writes the best Billionaires. Total *grabby hands*

Eli Crane is one tough bastard. After an explosion left him injured and honorably discharged from the Marines, all he wants is to be left alone. Yet his brothers insist he take a greater role in the family business. They've hired him ten personal assistants-and Eli sent each one packing as fast as possible. But when beautiful number eleven walks through the door, Eli will do anything to make her stay.

Isabella Sawyer's employment agency can't afford to lose Eli Crane's business. Her plan: to personally take on the role of his PA, and secure her reputation with the wealthy elite in Chicago. But this beauty and her hot billionaire bad boy soon find themselves mixing business with pleasure in the most delicious ways. And passionate, stubborn Isabella won't rest until she tames this wicked beast . . .

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