Tuesday, October 20, 2015

4.5 stars--Break Me Down (Loving on the Edge, #8.5) by Roni Loren

This. Lotta this. I can't even with an actual review. So we'll do what we must for this review and hope yall don't think I'm crazy. lol Break Me Down... reading it...went something like this.

sexy, domme, submissive male, bound, hot couple, bondage, bdsm[Status Update June 2] Bad things. I would do bad things for a copy of this. lol Can't wait!

[Status Update Sept 23] Woohoo! It's in my greedy little hands! Come to mama! Love me some Roni Loren!

<binge read commences>

oh. We've got a Domme. Interesting. <says my non blurb reading self> That's not usually my thing but...okay. Samantha seems like a cool chick. I'm down. And a hero who thinks he's a Dom (or rather is trying real hard to be one) but is totally a sub? Oh yeah. *taps fingers* Definitely gonna be interesting. Lets do this.

he has a dimple! #dies

*sigh* poor dumb male. <looks over at gibson> had a little freak out in the past and muckered things all up huh? gonna be a bitch trying to get your woman back, you know, if you can get over your shit and get on board with submitting to her.

so stubborn! so scared! You know you wanna be hers. And for her to claim your sexy ass.

Oooo an arrangement. A week to get their kink on and leave all baggage at the door. Come on sexeh times. totally not my thing to see a guy kneel but omg, gib. GET ON THOSE KNEES! Let her do all kinds of dirty things to you. Or make you do them to her. #ResistanceIsFutile

oh my word. Sometimes men are just such...men. *slowly closes eyes* someone ::cough, gibs, cough:: is so gonna pay for a very very bad call. bless your heart. this romance is not smooth sailing. 

I am freaking LOVING this heroine though. Sam is ah-may-zing!

This. So much this.
"No." She held up a finger. "No, you didn't. Don't even. I had it handled. That fight was so not about me. That was about you. You proving you're not..." She made air quotes. "'A pussy.' Which, by the way, pisses me off even more because I have one of those. And they're spectacular. And being called one shouldn't be some ultimate insult."
a-fucking-men! you tell em, girl!

whew boy! this heroine can totally pull off the Domme attitude. holy cow. I would NOT want to piss Sam off. the things she does!  she had my palms sweating for a second with that thing she just did. Yowza! She totally has a sadist in her. good for gib since he's really got a bit of a masochist in him.

seriously. these two are so damn perfect for each other if only their kinks and insecurities would stop battling it out! He's scared to be seen as weak so wants to hide what they do together. anyone knowing he submits puts the fear-a in him. And she's battling old hurts of being kept someone's secret and no one ever choosing her. Ahhhh. killing me, yall.

::muttering:: don't freak out, gib. don't freak out. you can handle what she's dishing out. you know you want this. doesn't make you any less of a man. submission is hard! I know. don't freak out.
sexy, male, submission, naked, blindfolded, sub, bound male"Oh, honey, don't panic yet. We're just getting started." ~Samantha
<insert X rated trip to Tumblr because...damn. that was gloriously filthy!>

--> yeah, rimming *shakes head* not for me. Everything else though. Holy shit. This is fucking HOT. Like who turned up the heat??! hot. I'd let her do bad things to me. I really would. <sends Sam a cheeky grin>

Noooooooo... dammit. we have a freak out. dude! Sam's on board with your kink. I'm on board with your kink. Your buddies are on board with your kink. Their wives are on board with your kink. DUDE! Fall in line! We're waiting!

---> totally had an intermission to go stalk the author because omg there's the cutest new chick that works for him and I WANT HER BOOK! Gimme gimme. I need some more Nicolette.

*back to reading* come on Gibs! you can fix this! You can fix your blunder and get your girl.

I will not cry. I will not cry. Okay. I'm maybe gonna tear up a little.

woohoo some naughty is gonna...go...down!
A cock ring. He made some garbled noise. Some caveman language that meant Oh, fuck, genitals in danger. Run for the hills.
<enter the best secondary characters ever> kinky fuckers too *heya Pike* and totally willing to help a guy out after he's screwed everything all to heck and back. even if it means keeping his ass on a kinky path and being there to make sure he doesn't go all panicky male and pull a runner. that's some real friendship there.
 Everything's cool. Everything's good. A little prostrate massage while chatting with the boys is not a big deal at all.
Hrms. I'd need to convince myself on that too. I don't know how cool I'd be with chit chatting in my kitchen while rocking a cock ring (if I had a cock for said ring that is) and a vibrating plug up my bum while waiting for the fixing of things to begin. I mean. Seriously. I'd be there thinking okay I know I have a vibrating plug in my bum and that's okay. And you're like 2 feet away and YOU know I have a vibrating plug in my bum. I like my friends and all but AWKWARD. So made me love these guys though. I think this is my thing in all BDSM books though. I would totally be wigged out with everyone I know knowing my naughty bits or seeing things they shouldn't see. I need a kinksters anonymous club I think.

(oh wait. back to the book)

oh, oh. yall can do this! come on...come on...yall are totally gonna make me do that girly sigh and aw thing. best romance. 

9/24 4:30pm (flips kindle off) omg can I have another, please?!!

I just...so good. So very very good. I'm totally rocking a little book hangover from Break Me Down. From a novella. Whoa. You know you've found an amazing author when they're able to write a dynamic that's so NOT your thing and they still have you panting after the story and every single little word in it. And pant I did. A deliciously kinked out treat. Loren, once again, simply wowed. If you're looking for a series that perfectly captures the beauty and passion of erotic romance at it's absolute best this is the series to grab. If you haven't picked them up.... Go. Go now! They are fantabulous!

What's your favorite Loren book?
Any authors who can wow you no matter what the topic?

Samantha Dunbar needs to forget Gibson Andrews. When he trained her to be a domme, she experienced just how hot things could get with the sexy executive. She was ready to hand him everything—including her heart. But Gibson backed away, declaring them incompatible. He’s a dominant, and Sam’s no submissive.

But after an attack shakes Sam to her core, Gibson tracks her down at her family’s rundown farmhouse and makes her an offer. He’ll stay the week and be hers in every way—a helping hand for the renovation and a willing lover in her bed. He swore he’d never give up control to anyone again, but he hasn’t been able to touch another woman since Sam. Maybe a week alone with her will cure him of his relentless craving.

But one taste only makes them want more, and Sam and Gibson are drawn in deeper than ever. The man who won’t give in has just met the girl who won’t give up…

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***Sorry guys! The publisher pushed back release day until NEXT Tuesday so it's actually coming out on the 27th instead of today. But it's still on pre-order and totally worth the extra week wait ;)

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